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In the thriving medical metropolis of Stethoscopia, healthcare is not just a service—it’s a carefully choreographed performance involving clipboards, dramatic sighs, and a mysterious machine in the corner that beeps only when someone important walks in. The crown jewel of the city is the Royal General Multi-Super-Specialty Hospital & Spa (the “Spa” was added for branding purposes), a 72-floor complex where the emergency ward shares a hallway with a vegan smoothie bar.
At the helm is Chief Medical Visionary Dr. Bandhu Injectionwala, famed for diagnosing patients solely by their sneeze. He’s led the hospital for 15 years, mostly because nobody else knows how to operate the electronic whiteboard in the boardroom.
From Waiting Rooms to Instagram Lives
Stethoscopia’s healthcare runs on three pillars: paperwork, polite panic, and decorative potted plants. Waiting times have been cut from “eternity” to “just long enough to finish a 600-page novel.” Surgeries here are part science, part showbiz—often live-streamed more for Instagram followers than education. Prescriptions are so ornate only one pharmacist can read them—and he’s currently on sabbatical in Goa.
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Clinics, Caffeine, and Quirky Coverage
The city boasts unique clinics, like the “Monday Morning Back Pain” unit and a “therapy dog for your therapy dog” program. Ambulances are the fastest in the world thanks to espresso machines for drivers. Health insurance plans, such as “Golden Pulse Plus Ultra,” cover almost everything—except what you actually need—while offering tote bags and roleplay doctor sessions.
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Where Medicine Meets Entertainment
Every year, the Medical Excellence Gala awards titles like “Fastest Bandage Application” and “Most Creative Use of a Stethoscope,” ending with the anthem in heart monitor beeps. Even scandals—like glitter-covered masks causing accidental sparkle inhalation—can’t shake the locals’ loyalty. After all, where else can you get your appendix removed to live jazz and earn a free X-ray on your loyalty card?
